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shootingwhiterabbits:

oldmanherondale:

superpower-lottery:

thecastoyourdean:

We were redecorating our living room a while back and me and my sister managed to convince our parents to let us paint this on the floor before we put the carpet down. 
I can’t wait until we move out and the next owners of the house go to redecorate.
My parents are awesome. 

I can’t wait until you trap a demon in it.

I can’t wait until you meet a new friend, have them over for the first time and find that they suddenly can’t move from that spot for some strange reason.

oh god

shootingwhiterabbits:

oldmanherondale:

superpower-lottery:

thecastoyourdean:

We were redecorating our living room a while back and me and my sister managed to convince our parents to let us paint this on the floor before we put the carpet down. 

I can’t wait until we move out and the next owners of the house go to redecorate.

My parents are awesome. 

I can’t wait until you trap a demon in it.

I can’t wait until you meet a new friend, have them over for the first time and find that they suddenly can’t move from that spot for some strange reason.

oh god

mrsdonalddraper-deactivated2013

raideo:

swaggaraptor:

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OH SHIT MAN IT’S 2AM I GOTTA HIT THE H-

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-AYHAYAHAYAYAHAYAYAA ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT ALL RIGHT 

AHAHAH I LITERALLY JUST HAD A MOMENT LIKE THIS

sociopathinhellwiththetardis

Invade my privacy. Do it.

askboxmemes:

Purple: 10 facts about my room

Blue: 9 facts about my family

Green: 8 facts about appearance

Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood

Orange: 6 facts about my home town

Red: 5 facts about my best friend

Pink: 4 facts about my parents

White: 3 facts about my personality

Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things

Black: 1 fact about the person I like

koamera
s9-n9t-vantastic:


teafortrouble:

eteo:

fall-for-nothing:

trickster-eridan:

buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

it’s back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

And now, the weather

s9-n9t-vantastic:

teafortrouble:

eteo:

fall-for-nothing:

trickster-eridan:

buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

it’s back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

And now, the weather

westywinchester

experimentingwithbackcombing:

Doctor Who AU: Ten and Clara

for a second i’m not gonna let go of that auwhere clara is rose and tentoo’s kidand what this really isis tentoo and rose searching all over londonbecause clara never came home last nightand they are freaking outso they’re finally pointed in the direction of this house in chiswickand the doctor is fumingwhen clara opens the doorand he’s about to unleash this diatribe along the lines of‘young lady you are in for it. your mother and i have been terrified.don’t think you’re leaving the house again any time soon.’but then this red-headed woman sidles up beside herand he doesn’t even get past the first sentencebecause it’s herit’s donnaand she’s holding a mug of tea like nothing’s the matterand it hits him that this is this universe’s donnaand she’s saying something about how this clara girl has a knack for troubleand had helped put her boyfriend lance in his placeafter they’d had a fight outside a barand had helped her homebecause she’s been too drunk to do it herselfand the doctor just smilestag fic,